Last Thursday was the last day of our short recovery stay in BP, then on Friday we left for Bér. The only thing happening on Thursday was a return of the discussion group with Márkó and Levi, but it was a bit disjointed because none of us was particularly well prepared. Finally, we agreed that we are going to read the next three sections in Alan's Bolshevism book, as well as discuss the podcast about why we don't criticise Putin. No date yet, because Márkó is supposed to come up with dates, as he is the one that works odd shifts and we have to fit in with him.
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| My pink beauties in the courtyard |
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| Just a few fallen plums under one of the trees |
On the day of our arrival we picked over 50 kilos of the stuff, mostly the large yellow plums, but there were some traditional blue ones as well. I don't think the harvest will be as prolific as last year's, but it is still good for somewhere between 2 and 3 barrels, the rest will have to be bought in from our usual orchard in Galgaguta. Since then we realised that in spite of the drought, the miniature plums that we inherited from the previous owner have also plumped up and were worth picking up. Not in every year do we bother with them, only when they look to have some juice in them. Unfortunately, the beautiful, large and very tasty Beszterce plums have all dried still on the tree. They are hardly dropping, but even when they do it is not worth picking them.
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| The beautiful rose in the courtyard |
Johan has also offered that we can pick plums from his garden, so on Saturday I went over and picked a good bucketful of his fruit. Afterwards I dead headed my roses in the courtyard and one of the deep reds looked every so pretty. On top of all this activity, I am also trying to sort an event that we have decided to take part in at the last minute. My hashing group regularly organises an away hash and gathering in and around Balatonalmádi, based by Incredible Hulk (aka David) and Paprika Smiley, both of whom have houses in the town. We have not yet taken part, but I haven't seen David for a while, and also still have some caches in the area to get, so we decided to go.
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| Our terrace in the Red Cat B&B |
We were very lucky with our usual B&B, because in spite of being on holiday that week, he offered that he will arrange it with his staff to let us in. I have forgotten to ask how to pay him, but I can always ring him later about that. The Hash run starts in Balatonfűzfő and ends at Paprika Smiley's house in the centre of Almádi. There will be two beer stops and one for pálinka. Even ice cream might be possible, so unless the weather is too hot, I might join them and Roy can hang around in a pub or restaurant or even in PS's house at the same time. If the weather is too far above 30 deg C, I will join Roy, as I am incapable to cope with heat of that magnitude.
| The approximate route of the Hash on 1st August |
We will go down on the Friday, try to find and log a few geocaches en route, then go to the B&B and end up with meeting Hulk, Haggis and Paprika Smiley. Other paperwork and computer work included the incredible frustration of dealing with the National Directorate for Alien Policing in Balassagyarmat. Johan bought a long house in the village and I have helped him so far with the Electricity, Gas and Water Authorities to transfer the ownership and therefore the responsibility for paying the bills for those services. However, this fancy sounding "Authority" is another type of animal. I have to admit that they have improved a great deal from the old days, the place is now full of university graduates, quite polite and civilised staff, while the common and garden variety of copper, especially in the countryside, is still a nice bloke.
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The Balassagyarmat OIF building |
The downside, however, is that most of them are still very much of the old Prussian culture of being a "job's worth", following the book to the last stupid letter. Johan wanted to apply for an ID card, which is for EU citizens in other EU countries. All those years ago when Roy had one, the application was about 10 minutes and one short form. Now it is dreadfully complicated and occasionally impossible. We both tried to register to get an appointment in Balassagyarmat, but couldn't. The compulsory verification e-mail with the security code would not arrive. Neither on Johann's e-mail, nor on mine. We went anyway, hoping that there will be an empty half hour somewhere in the schedule, so that we could be taken. Met with a really nice, polite, knowledgeable and helpful young woman, who told me all the nitty gritty of what Johan would need to apply, but let us know that appointments can only be applied for on line in the central system. I explained that it would not send us the code, so we couldn't apply, and that there is no point turning up, because they are usually fully booked and cannot do anything about that.
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| The booking system that does not work |
On returning home, I tried to find any other telephone numbers and finally arrived at one called Call Centre. I tried that and talked with a lovely young man this time, who was also very polite and helpful. He assured me that it wasn't me who was doing anything wrong, it is a glitch in the system, which has been around for months and unfortunately, they still have not worked out what is the cause of it. So poor old Johan is stuck. I know there are bureaucracies in the world which are just as insane as the one in Hungary, but I cannot imagine that any other country would have a service centre that would insist that you have to book an appointment on line and then have a system that is faulty and they can't repair. Or if they have one like that, they would not be flexible enough to make an exception for those that fall victim to the glitch in THEIR system.
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| A bowlful of nice traditional blue plums |
The plum picking is going on and so is the watering of the trees. This is the first time since we lived here that we have to water them. I am dreading the water bill, but what can we do? As soon as I saw the completely dried up beautiful Beszterce plums I knew that we need to water them until at least all the plums have dropped. My two little three year old Japanese Flowering Cherry and the Bronze Maple trees are getting some water too. They really need it, because their root system is still young and especially the Maple is struggling in the drought.
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| Johan enjoying his chicken and chips |
The one good thing about our disastrous Monday was that at the end of it we went to the Stone Bridge restaurant in Héhalom for lunch, which was much enjoyed by all three of us. This time it was Roy's treat, and Johan did say that he will have to go there again. As it happens, he is taking us there again for lunch tomorrow, to say good bye before we leave for the Balaton and before he leaves on Sunday. It is his treat this time, but the venue is the same.
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| Laci's successful booking on the screen |
And after all this I had a stubborn attempt at doing something about poor Johan's problem. The woman at the office in Balassagyarmat told me both in person on Monday and on the phone later, that I should get a friend to try to book a slot for Wednesday. At the time I was too angry to register it, but later I thought I might try it. I rang Heni, but she was too busy, so I tried Laci Nemesházi and he was willing. And then the website collapsed. I thought there is a curse on this whole thing, but I still kept trying and once it was back I quickly rang Laci and he managed it. Good job that he had the quickness of mind to take a screenshot of the successful booking of the appointment, because the actually promised confirmation e-mail had never arrived.
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| Laci's e-mail about no confirmation e-mail |
So this morning we got going again. The appointment was for 8:30 am and we were there by 8:15. Not a soul anywhere, but eventually the women in the office turned up and we handed over all the papers. She took them and about 20 minutes later turned up again saying that we have not brought 3 months of Johan's bank statement printed out. I was very close to screaming at her, but realising that that would not facilitate a friendly solution I asked why she didn't tell me on Monday? She kept changing the subject, like any true bureaucrat would do when he/she knows that it was their fault. Anyway, the little copper in the corner was very sweet and helpful and described the route to a print and stationary shop where Johan could send the required pages attached to an e-mail and she would print them for 100 forints a page.
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| The lovely printing shop in Balassagyarmat |
We left and found the place closed. It wasn't quite 9 am yet, so we were hoping that she was just a bit late. And she did turn up about 5 minutes later. She was really lovely, helped us, we sorted the e-mail and in 10 minutes we were in the possession of all those pages on paper. On our return to the office, the woman who was dealing with Johan's papers kept coming up with new things he had to write down and or declare and or fill out. What was supposed to be about a half hour appointment, turned out to be 2 and half hours. Finally, it was done, Johan had his registration card and a promise of his address card arriving in 2-3 weeks by post.
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| Johan with pork, mushrooms and chips |
My God, how I needed to be out of there after this. Johan had a headache, I was totally zombified and couldn't even sleep in the car en route home. We got home for midday, then, after a short rest, went back to the Stone Bridge for lunch at Johan's invitation and had fillet of pork with mushroom sauce and potatoes. A cucumber salad and a cabbage salad made it perfect. I couldn't eat all of mine, so about a third of it came home with me for tomorrow's lunch.
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| "Fabogár" where Johan couldn't buy his presents |
Johan wanted to go over to Pásztó to the wooden memorabilia shop to buy some presents, but unfortunately it was closed. Once there, we tried to think of some other jobs, like builders' merchants, but while we found one open, they didn't have what he needed. Once he owned up needing stuff for a lime wash and some iron grills to put into cement, Roy mentioned that he had some from a couple of years ago and was gladly parting with it to help him. So, this is a very short version of this extremely busy week, which, of course, hasn't finished yet. We are off to BP tomorrow and to the Balaton on Friday for a party and some caching. Post can be expected from me next Wednesday, provided I am still on this planet and am compos mentis.






















































